I’m the little Teapot PARODY, called JACKPOT

Title: JACKPOT
(Tune: “I’m a little Teapot short and spout…”)

I am the Jackpot that’s big and old
Here is my GamePlay, here is my Coin Slot!
When I get your Dollar, then I Shout
“CRAP! YOU’VE LOST YOUR WIFE AND KIDS”

This song’s been echoing all week long